Here's how it goes. You mail me a check, I mail you an interior!
Yes! An interior of your choice, custom made and lovingly flourished!
Wash + Dryer included! Heat and Electric included! Wireless internet! My signature!
To order your interior email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org
An interior is something that can bring happiness to your life. Take the reaction
of this fine fellow as proof!
Contrary to what may seem like photographic evidence, neither of us were drunk in these scenes. What you are seeing is pure INTERIOR ELATION™